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Our best funny and cheesy pick up lines for all your embarrassing needs! Warning, please only use these pick up lines only if you are brave or stupid enough!

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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.

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Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you. Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte. Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.

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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart Can you pinch me, because you're so fine I must be dreaming. I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!

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